A Canticle On Crap

Crap! When you don't give a crap
about crap, you just don't give a crap,
which isn't crappy because
giving a crap makes you feel crappy,
and that's a bunch of crap,
so walk away when crap happens
and let someone else clean it up,
if they give a crap, which most don't,
but remember that ignoring crap stinks
and might be the cause of all the crap,
and that's really pretty crappy.